Not Me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.


While attempting to fold the 100th load of laundry for the day I did not tell my kids that the goblin king from the movie they are watching was real. I did not then recite "Goblin King Goblin King where ever you may be, take this child of mine far away from me"

I did not laugh hysterically when I yelled "Damnit" for not being able to find my sunglasses and my 3 year then went on a "damnit" rampage...damning everything he came in contact with. Including some guy he seen out side.."Damnit guy"

I have not fed my kids toast and pb and j for the last 2 days because i am out of cereal and grocery day is just a few days away.

I did not let my kids watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles for the 5th time just so they would be quiet. I also did not let them pull out the freshly laundered blankets and roll around on the floor with them simply for the sake of sanity.

I did not hit my husband to wake him up to get the baby who was fussing, again. Then I did not pretend to still be sleeping so he would think it was an accident.

I am not sitting here at the computer blogging and Twittering while there is housework to be done.

And while I am at it..

I am not folding all that darned laundry