This was the dinner time conversation over hotdogs and potatoe chips, courtesy of my lovely D
D: "Mom how come your are not eating?"
Me: "I am not hungry, I will eat later."
D: "It's because of your diet right? What is a diet anyways mom?"
Me: "It is something that mommy is doing to try to look a little thinner."
D: "Look what?"
Me: "Skinny ok, just eat your damn hot dog"
D:"Is that how come you do the Wii Fit?"
Me: "Yes, now eat"
D: "Well is it working?"
Me: "Is what working?"
D:"The Wii Fit?"
Me: "I don't know, I guess...just eat for cripes sake"
By now I am starting to wonder where this conversation is going...
D:"Well I think it is."
Me: "You think what is? And are you going to eat...like ever?"
D: "The Wii fit mom" as he shoves the hot dog in his mouth
D:"You don't look as fat anymore"
Me: "Well thanks, I am trying...now eat!!"
All is quiet for a few minutes when he opens his mouth to speak
D: "Well you still are fat but not as fat"
He never did finish that damn hotdog
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