Not Me Monday

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I did not get sick, again, and do nothing around the house for a week. I am more organized then that. I also did not get an abcessed tooth and take way more then the reccomended amount of pain medication and spend 2 days getting sick. I am also not putting off going to the dentist.

I did not decide at 5 am Black Friday that I needed to go to Wal-mart for three toys and a movie. I also did not decide to spend the rest of the morning and afternoon shopping until I was so exhausted, I could cry.

I did not get pulled over for speeding enroute to picking up my sister in law on Friday. I also did not admit to the cop that I had no idea why I was pulled over and no, I didn't see the speed limit sign. (I did, however, get off with just a warning)

My son did not announce in Wal-mart that I needed to pay for an item that had gotten lost under the car seat "So you don't get in trouble with the police again Mom!!" loudly, prompting, I am sure, the cashier to wonder if I had anything stuffed in the baby's diaper.

I did not spend the entire weekend shopping. I also don't have alot more shopping to do.

Not Me. I wouldn't spend money that way

Not Me Monday!

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I most certainly have not been sick going on 2 weeks now and have not been not taking care of myself by avoiding going to the doctor.

My cough is not so bad, I sound like I have spent 50 years smoking

I also have not had a tooth ache for nearly a week that has not now turned into swelling. I am not putting off going to the dentist because A.) I hate dentist and B.) Need a ton of dental work done

Due to me not being sick, my house does not look like it has not been cleaned in weeks

I did not wash the same load of laundry 3 times because I did not forget to take it out of the wash, three days in a row.

My three old son most certainly did not announce to the world, on camera that he farted during my T.V interview last week. And I was not most relieved that it was edited out. And I was not secretly impressed at how well I did.

Nope! Not Me!!!

Not Me Monday!!!

I certainly have not had any Not Me moments this past week.

I did not let my kids have peanut butter cookies for breakfast this morning, simply so I could make my coffee. Nope, not me.

I did not let my 2 year old daughter taste my coffee once...or twice or three times for that matter

I am not letting my kids watch "Jingle All The Way" for the umpteenth time..I mean it is only October

I did not have to re run the washer multiple times this past week because I forgot to take the wet clothes out the night before.

I also did not smell a load of clothes and decide they didn't smell that musty then throw them in the dryer with an extra dryer sheet.

I did not spend half the morning on the floor with Noah laughing at his faces...that would be so unproductive

I am not letting the kids scream at the top of their lungs down in their room simply because it keeps them occupied.

I did not eat 2 pieces of pizza, potatoe salad, a sandwich and 2 cookies for lunch then wash it down with koolaide...I mean I am trying to loose weight.

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Not Me Monday

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While attempting to fold the 100th load of laundry for the day I did not tell my kids that the goblin king from the movie they are watching was real. I did not then recite "Goblin King Goblin King where ever you may be, take this child of mine far away from me"

I did not laugh hysterically when I yelled "Damnit" for not being able to find my sunglasses and my 3 year then went on a "damnit" rampage...damning everything he came in contact with. Including some guy he seen out side.."Damnit guy"

I have not fed my kids toast and pb and j for the last 2 days because i am out of cereal and grocery day is just a few days away.

I did not let my kids watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles for the 5th time just so they would be quiet. I also did not let them pull out the freshly laundered blankets and roll around on the floor with them simply for the sake of sanity.

I did not hit my husband to wake him up to get the baby who was fussing, again. Then I did not pretend to still be sleeping so he would think it was an accident.

I am not sitting here at the computer blogging and Twittering while there is housework to be done.

And while I am at it..

I am not folding all that darned laundry

Not Me Monday

As a mom, who would load up the kids, the diaper bag, the stroller but forget to put the baby in the car before starting the engine, leaving him sitting on the stoop like yesterday's paper? Not Me. (Not me never even put the car in gear before grabbing baby)

Who would attempt to bake cookies in an oven that had a grease spill a few days prior without cleaning the grease up, therefore causing a fire in said oven? Not Me.

Who would allow their children to watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles for the 100th time just so they could fold the laundry that has been in the basket for 3 days? Not Me

Who laugh uncontrolably when their 3 year old little boy looked at their father and said "Damnit Daddy!" which then encourages the child to swear in the most unappropiate of places? Not Me

Who would be so overwhelmed and stressed from a day of chasing toddlers, dealing with a defiant seven year old, cleaning house and changing diapers that she'd put said toddlers to bed with their clothes they wore that day on, after feeding them a dinner of PB and J? Not Me

Who is going to fold the laundry that is sitting in the basket and put it away, then throw another load in and repeat while I sit here and sip my gigantic cup of coffee and play..er I mean work...on the internet...certainly....

Not Me!!!


Not Me Monday Courtesy of My Charming Kids